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Tame as we may appear to be, Brits are good at
Anarchy. Much appreciated are the japes
Perpetrated by St Trinian’s and the training
In revolt offered by that riot-prone establishment.
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The Pistols got it right, and rough music
Spurs our charivari on – epitomised by Punch
And Judy. Fuck the system. Turn things upside-down.
Beat your pots and pans. Go rampaging
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Through the streets. Scandalise the magistrates.
Model your role on that “Merry Gang”
Which included Rochester and Sedley.
From a tavern’s balcony in Bow,
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Sedley and a pair of kindred spirits,
Shocked and delighted a crowd below
With blasphemous and obscene antics.
Sedley “showed his nakedness” – wrote Pepys.
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As if he were from thence preaching
A mountebank sermon from a pulpit,
Sedley said he was there to sell such triturate
As should cause all the cunts in town
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To run most hotly after him.
To prove it, Sedley chose to masturbate.
That being done, he took a glass of wine
And washed his prick in it.
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Then drank it off, took another and drank
The King’s health. Nothing protects
Our emphatic right to be eccentric
More than our juries. They can acquit who they please.
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And while some Lord Chief Justice
May opine that it is because of wretches
Like Sedley “that God’s anger and judgement
So hangs over us,” me, I don’t give a toss.
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So hangs over us.” Me, I don’t give a toss.
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